...the dancefloor of a nightclub at 4am.

...the dancefloor of a nightclub at 4am.

$18.00 USD
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...the dancefloor of a nightclub at 4am.

...the dancefloor of a nightclub at 4am.

$18.00 USD

Contains peak “why am I still here?” energy. A premium air specimen harvested during maximum regret hours.

This air specimen was captured inside a legendary nightlife environment at approximately 04:07 AM — the exact moment when everyone questions their life choices simultaneously.

Sealed immediately according to the Atmos Protocol, ensuring maximum purity, authenticity, and emotional trauma.

Expect microscopic traces of:

  • Bad decisions
  • Questionable dance moves
  • Eye contact you didn’t mean to make
  • A lingering sense of “I need water”

Perfect for gifting, collecting, or reminding yourself why you don’t go clubbing anymore.

What else you get:

  • 1 × Atmos One™ Air Specimen
  • 1 × Certificate of Authenticity
  • Premium packaging

100% atmosphere, 0% responsibility, no additives, absolutely no scientific purpose!

Disclaimer:

This is a novelty collectible item.
Not for inhalation.
Not for consumption.
Not for people without a sense of humor.
Handle with emotional caution.