...the dancefloor of a nightclub at 4am.
Contains peak “why am I still here?” energy. A premium air specimen harvested during maximum regret hours.
This air specimen was captured inside a legendary nightlife environment at approximately 04:07 AM — the exact moment when everyone questions their life choices simultaneously.
Sealed immediately according to the Atmos Protocol, ensuring maximum purity, authenticity, and emotional trauma.
Expect microscopic traces of:
- Bad decisions
- Questionable dance moves
- Eye contact you didn’t mean to make
- A lingering sense of “I need water”
Perfect for gifting, collecting, or reminding yourself why you don’t go clubbing anymore.
What else you get:
- 1 × Atmos One™ Air Specimen
- 1 × Certificate of Authenticity
- Premium packaging
100% atmosphere, 0% responsibility, no additives, absolutely no scientific purpose!
Disclaimer:
This is a novelty collectible item.
Not for inhalation.
Not for consumption.
Not for people without a sense of humor.
Handle with emotional caution.