The Atmos Protocol

Is this real air?

Yes.
We did not replace the air with… not-air.


Can I breathe it?

Please don’t.
We legally cannot endorse conscious inhalation.


But… why?

Because it’s funny.
And it looks nice on a shelf.


How do you capture the air?

Using a proprietary method known as “opening the bottle.”


Is every bottle sealed?

Yes. Each specimen is shrink-sealed according to the Atmos Protocol.


Where do you ship?

Germany + UAE + EU.
More coming soon.