...the World's most Confusing Airport
$18.00 USD
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...the World's most Confusing Airport
$18.00 USD
Lost Soul Edition
Infused with pure "Where the hell am I supposed to go?" energy.
Captured in an airport designed by someone who hates humans.
Expect atmospheric undertones of disorientation, gate changes, and mild panic.
Perfect for travellers, wanderers, and anyone who has been personally victimised by airport signage.
Expect notes of:
- Existential confusion
- Incomprehensible announcements
- Panic cardio
- Boarding in 6 minutes. Still in security
A must-have for frequent travellers with emotional damage.
What else you get:
- 1x Atmos One Air Specimen
- 1x Certificate of Authenticity
- Premium Packaging
- 100% nonsense, 0% purpose