...the Gym you haven't visited since 2021

Dellusion in bottled form. Zero sweat, maximum aspiration.

Captured in a gym environment filled with dreams, intentions and absolutely no follow-through.

Specimen contains:

• Echoes of "I'll start Monday!"
• Dust from unused treadmills
• Pure, untouched ambition
• Inspiration that evaporated quickly
  

Ideal gift for procrastinators, New Year resolutioners, and recovering gym-goers.

What else you get:

• 1x Atmos One Air Specimen
• 1x Certificate of Authenticity
• Premium Packaging
• 100% nonsense, 0% purpose