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... an IKEA on a Saturday afternoon
$18.00 USD
Relationship stress test in atmospheric form.
This air was collected deep inside a Swedish maze of chaos on the busiest day of the week. This specimen includes micro-hints of frustration, impossible-to-pronounce furniture names, and existential dread from the warehouse section.
Preserved instantly for authenticity.
Inside you'll find:
- Elevated couple tension
- Maze-induced confusion
- Shelf-related arguments
- The faint aroma of Köttbullar and stress
A perfect present for anyone who bravely enters IKEA with a partner.
What else you get:
- 1x Atmos One Air Specimen
- 1x Certificate of Authenticity
- Premium Packaging
- 100% nonsense, 0% purpose