...a Place Where Bad Decisions are made.
$18.00 USD
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...a Place Where Bad Decisions are made.
$18.00 USD
For anyone who thinks "It'll be fun, trust me.." is a plan. An atmospheric snapshot of pure instinct, zero logic. High-density chaos sample.
This premium air specimen was collected from a location scientifically proven to increase the chances of terrible choices by 458%. It represents the pinnacle of human spontaneity.
Expect a blend of “we shouldn’t do this” and “we’re doing it anyway.
Captured using our advanced method known as:
“opening a bottle in the moment.”
Atmospheric Notes:
- Impulse
- Nervous laughter
- Minor life regret
Contents may include:
- Poor judgment particles
- "YOLO" energy
- Traces of someone texting their ex
- Adrenaline mixed with delusion
A perfect reminder of nights you barely remember - or want to!
What else you get:
- 1x Atmos One Air Specimen, sealed for authenticity
- 1x Certificate of Authenticity
- Premium Packaging
- 100% nonsense, 0% purpose