... the Friend Zone
$18.00 USD
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... the Friend Zone
$18.00 USD
The purest form of emotional neutrality ever documented.
This air was harvested in the exact moment someone heard:
“You’re such a good friend.” Expect neutral temperature, low emotional volatility, and a complete absence of romantic opportunity.
Specimen includes:
- Platonic molecules
- Romantic disappointment particles
- Emotional numbness
- Zero possibility of anything happening
An iconic collectible for anyone who has been “like a brother” or “such a sweet friend.”
What else you get:
- 1x Atmos One Air Specimen
- 1x Certificate of Authenticity
- Premium Packaging
- 100% nonsense, 0% purpose